“Hey you do you want to see things taller or shorter? Well buy wacky glassi it lets you see a box that looks like 1 inch to 10 feet! It also comes with a attachment that makes it were you can wear it with glasses! It comes with a whiteboard a marker and […]

“I’ve never seen the river bed so dry. Look at it john someone stole the water let’s go get more water” *three hours later* “finally the river is full again. “One week later* “wow John it still has water in it! Let’s go home.” *The next day* “hey John how are you?” “I’m good, and […]

Person 1: “wow look at that! It’s (insert company name)’s new product, ball-o-stuff.” [Person 1 puts in a tape that plays the ad] man: “Have you ever wanted a ball of random stuff? Well here at (insert company name) we have it! Only $9.99 and you could own your very own ball-o-stuff!” Man 2: “I’ve […]

September, 9, Tuesday, when washing my clothes I looked at the calendar, “Oh no its completely white, someone must have bleached it, Good thing I have backups” he thought, then he went out side to do one of his favorite things, hugging trees don’t ask why he does that I don’t know, but when he hugged […]